Even a Dirty Sock Can’t Ruin a Really Good Stew

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I reviewed a suite of TDAA courses this evening. That’s always a fun exercise. The hard part truly is reviewing the games. Unlike most agility organizations we can play any game that might be conceived. So it’s quite a trick arriving at qualifying criteria appropriate for every level of play to the extent that we don’t skunk the field or give away the farm. Fortunately most games that we play these days have quite a bit of history. And in about eight years of league play at Dogwood I got a pretty good understanding of using games in competition.

I’m getting ready for my trip to Pocatello. I’ll leave Thursday morning at O’dark:30. I return on Monday morning but will be out the door again by Wednesday, heading for Portland, OR, for a TDAA judges clinic and trial.

Yesterday I finally broke down and called Hughes.net to install a high speed satellite system. I’m pretty tired of dial up. Time Warner actually has a cable that passes right in front on my house. I was here the day they strung the cable. But the local technical people are asleep at the wheel and tell me that service isn’t available. I recognize what’s happening is that they are relying on GPS data to identify where I am. Unfortunately GPS puts my house about 10 miles away from where it actually sits. I’ve tried to explain this to them. But they’re a rigid unthinking bureaucracy. So the hell with them.

I managed to do another drawing today. I’m getting a nice collection of them. I have a publication work planned that needs a bunch of action pics. I’ve tried to solicit the assist of artists out there but have had lukewarm interest. So, I’ll just draw them myself. My style is primitive; and I hide my lack of knowledge of canine anatomy in shady blurs. Beyond that, I guess they’ll do. Somebody asked why I use Border Collies so often. To tell you the truth… they allow for a black & white contrast that lets me do puzzle piece shapes that suggest the dog more than accurately render it. You see, it’s a cheat.

Sequencing

Whilst messing around on Agilityvision last night I ran across a “training sequence” posted by Eric Larson. On the map below it is represented by the sequence beginning at the weave poles #5 through jump #10. I know when I saw it that it immediately registered on my mind as a simple serpentine. But if Eric thinks we should practice on it… I’m all game for the idea. You’ll note that the dummy jump above #7 and #8 was not in the sequence posted by Eric. I just wanted to add a bit of interest.

Novice Course

 

Advanced Course

 

 

The Phantom Blind and Other Foibles

 

This is a fun little thing, a bit of a variation on the Post Turning (Phantom Blind) Minuet that I often do at seminars. It’s been given a new dimension in a 3-leaf clover fashion that will really require some handling; which might include Front Crosses and Back Crosses and who only knows what else. It also strikes me that this would be a hunky dory What’s My Line game setup.

What’s My Line

Okay, since I posed the question… you tell me!

The objective of the What’s My Line class is to perform every obstacle on the course without repeating any, and without leaving any out. Of course it requires a judge with a mind like a steel trap to keep track…

Okay… send me your answer. Whoever has the best answer (shortest distance satisfying the rules criteria) will win the all expenses paid trip to San Juan Puerto Rico!

[Okay, wait a minute. It appears that the committee that went down to investigate the San Juan prize actually exhausted the funds for the award. So, I have to take that one off the table. And I’ll let you know what the remainder of the funds will buy you later, after you’ve done all the work to solve the puzzle.] 

 

Questions comments & impassioned speeches to Bud Houston: BudHouston@earthlink.net. And Check out my new publication the Idea BookAgility Training for a Small Universe available at www.dogagility.org/store.

Re: internet

You might want to look into wireless internet through cell phone company. Much faster than dialup. That is if you get cell phone reception at your place. The best in order are Verizon, Sprint, ATT, Tmobile.
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Re: internet

I've considered the possibility of a cell phone company. They're fairly expensive and, don't actually allow you to use an established account. I guess the real difficulty is that I live in a bit of a "dead zone". I recall seeing one of my campers last year sitting on top of the A-frame down in the lower field because she got a few bars on her cell phone.

So the satellite thing will actually allow me to make WiFi available in the lodge (the main house) to any agility campers. In fact, I understand that Apple makes a router that has about a half mile capacity... easily within reach of both of our cabins. I'm looking forward to getting all wired up. Tho I confess to being a bit of a technological dinosaur.

Bud Houston
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Re: Even a Dirty Sock Can’t Ruin a Really Good Stew

I really enjoy your brain teasers!  I'd try starting out at the jump at ~30,60 and serpentine up to and through the top tunnel, right turn back to 25,55 then serpentine down to the bottom end of the left tunnel.  Run left tunnel to right tunnel, turn right at the exit and serpentine the bottom three jumps and done. 

 

Re: internet

all the cell phone companies have online maps of their coverage. Find out who has closest coverage, get a yagi antenna, mount it on your roof, point it in the direction of the nearest cell phone tower and see what you get. They all offer 30 days trial period to return if it doesn't work.

It is same monthly price as satellite, and you don't have to shell out several hundred for the stupid satellite and should be faster than satelitte. Plus you can take it with you when you travel.